I'm actually really pretty lame. My name is Deirdre. My preferred gender pronouns are the lady ones. I like animals, drawing, acting, and sculpting, and talking about myself.
I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear