I'm actually really pretty lame. I really don't do anything exciting..
My name is Deirdre. My pgps (preferred gender pronouns) are the lady ones. I like cats, ferrets, most animals really. I like to sculpt, draw, and act, and I like to listen to people when they need it, or just want it. I'm friendly, talk to me yo :)

tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

okxo:

blaze it? more like glaze it now how about some donuts

(Source: continent)

esperanza44:

daves-plushrump:

roselalond:

drallonsy:

people who hate homestuck and have no idea what it is

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People who hate Homestuck and wont shut up about the fact that they hate Homestuck

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if they hate homestuck so much why dont they just hate marry homestuck

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Homestuck has really equipped its fans with an ample supply of comebacks

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

equalrightsforpinatas:

slaughterhouse-ninetwofive:

albinwonderland:

ediebrit:

oh my fucking god

huge fucking trigger warning but oh my god

shots. fucking. fired.

The most insane part is that I cannot find a link to this anywhere from my mobile.

memeson420:

twerkingwhiteboy:

memeson420:

"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

name all seven sports

  1. ball throw
  2. ball catch
  3. ball run
  4. ball kick
  5. shoot ball
  6. dong touch
  7. memes

get fuckin wrecked

(Source: galaxys4)

nyehs:

shinjipuff:

nyehs says she’s pansexual/demisexual and she’s FIFTEEN

OMG youre right… silly me…. being anything but heterosexual at only 15…. almost forgot that im not allowed to label my own identity until im 18…. must remain a cisgender heterosexual until then… God damit

(Source: dancingmadss)

hogglette:

NO!!! HOW CAN WEASELS BE SO SMALL!!!!!!

i want it give it to me i want it

stuck-at-home-forever:

holy fuck i can’t breathe

stuck-at-home-forever:

holy fuck i can’t breathe

(Source: vigigilance)

jaclcfrost:

idk why wearing someone else’s shirt or sweater or jacket is so satisfying and comforting but it is

*viciously nods while wearing boyfriend’s hoodie*

wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

(Source: sandpit-life)

thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

fresh-macaroni:

stealingfirefromprometheus:

Can I just reblog this again because this is beautiful.

(Source: strangelykatie)