http://ask.fm/deirdreislame
I'm actually really pretty lame. My name is Deirdre. My preferred gender pronouns are the lady ones. I like animals, drawing, acting, and sculpting, and talking about myself.

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stoleyogirl:

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

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(Source: seapuke)

lifemadesimple:

A Quick Solution for Wrinkled Shirts

lifemadesimple:

A Quick Solution for Wrinkled Shirts

skittle-happy-matt:

goonpunch:

thesteven1:

#Read to filth by the Queen of England.

The queen has reached dangerous levels of sass

Gays Save The Queen


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skittle-happy-matt:

goonpunch:

thesteven1:

#Read to filth by the Queen of England.

The queen has reached dangerous levels of sass

Gays Save The Queen

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(Source: happymonsters)

greelin:

cyberuser:

i remember when i was 5 i used to take dancing lessons and there was this kid in 7th grade who’d make fun of me and call me “gay” but the jokes on him because i gave his younger cousin a handjob at camp so who’s gay now

i think you’re still technically gay

(Source: 1vm)

maraudinq:

I thought this was going to be funny but it got really sad really fast

maraudinq:

I thought this was going to be funny but it got really sad really fast

(Source: babylandbrat)

rnourningwood:

Hey, be nice to short people.. they look up to you

(Source: arnericanasshole)

fallingloki:

listen i don’t give a fuck if we’re friends, if we’re playing videogames i will show you no mercy. fuck you. be strong

(Source: fallingloki)

fzur:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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kanyes-wife:

i hate looking ugly the first time i meet someone like wait i can do better than this i swear

oldjimmystummy:

i just really want to listen to records in the dark with you and maybe makeout a little

(Source: drjimmypage)